A little comic relief

I haven’t been doing a lot of laughing lately. So, when I got this e-mail and it made me smile, laugh a little even, I thought I’d share it here.

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I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then…

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
every day, and then . . .

you finish off as an org@sm.

I rest my case.

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14 Responses to “A little comic relief”

  1. Kristi Says:

    LOL. This is great. I totally agree. And I’m glad to hear you’re indulging in a little comic relief. 🙂

  2. Barely Sane Says:

    Tee hee… I’ve seen that before and I agree 110%. That IS how life should be!!

    Big smile!!!

  3. Mary Ellen and Steve Says:

    How funny! Wouldn’t it be great if life could really be this way?

  4. annmarie Says:

    I agree! Thanks for sharing…and I hope find yourself laughing soon.

  5. Mony Says:

    Brilliant!
    That would be awesome! I always knew I was doing something wrong.

  6. running wildly Says:

    Brilliant! Loved every second of this post.

  7. StellaNova Says:

    Or finish of as a lovely ball of cells floating in a warm dish, gazed at by the loving eyes of the scientist.

    🙂

  8. serenity Says:

    hehe! 🙂

    Would love to live my life backwards. Finishing off as an orgasm sounds like a GREAT idea. 🙂

  9. sterkeurs Says:

    Very cute! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

  10. aah0424 Says:

    Very funny! Babies do tend to live in the lap of luxury and wow what a way to go out!

  11. Ornery Says:

    So true! I used to watch that show, “Mork and Mindy” when I was a kid, and always thought it made so much sense that they aged backwards. And I didn’t even know about orgasms back then!

  12. Lisa Says:

    Geez. I must be in a mood. That made me cry at the sadness of how most people end their lives rather than laugh. But it does sound like a much better plan for life.

  13. soralis Says:

    That is so funny! Thanks for sharing

  14. N Says:

    I’m in, where do sign up?

    How’s Oskar doing? I need some more cute kitty pictures:D

    Good luck to you during this IUI!!!

    /N

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